"Are the wrinkles of life weighing you down,
make an appointment with us and get a 'faith lift'"
"Soak up The Son this Summer"
"If The Lord is riding shotgun then you are sitting in the wrong seat"
"God Created a myspace for you in Heaven"
but this one is my favorite:
"Having trouble sleeping at night come and listen to our pastor preach"
I think whomever makes the sign used to work in marketing for a Pharmaceutical Company.