When a Marketing Man finds religion

This is a random post but I just can't resist. On the way home to our house there is a church called and Abundant Life Church and they have a billboard with an inspirational message every week. Those messages always put a smile on my face, not because they are inspirational but because they are "unique". Here are a few examples:

"Are the wrinkles of life weighing you down,

make an appointment with us and get a 'faith lift'"

"Soak up The Son this Summer"

"If The Lord is riding shotgun then you are sitting in the wrong seat"

"God Created a myspace for you in Heaven"

but this one is my favorite:

"Having trouble sleeping at night come and listen to our pastor preach"

I think whomever makes the sign used to work in marketing for a Pharmaceutical Company.